Diversify Your Bonds

Originated from the hit show "The Chappelle Show" (Wu-tang skit) it means to:

1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.

If you're tryin to get in the biz you gonna have to diversify your bonds son.

by Sol.. August 22, 2006

Diversity

What keeps life interesting. Without it the human race would be a bunch of identical mindless drones.

Screw diversity. Let's just all be exactly alike in everyway. That'll be exciting!

by PeachyKeen June 25, 2003

Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.

Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…

by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021

Diversitility

A derivation of "diversity". Meaning to include a variety of things. To include a range of things.

Look at the diversitility of that group of people.

by averydiverseperson April 25, 2012

dirty diver

a sex position in which the woman will don a pair of scuba goggles and the man places his balls on the goggles and proceeds to shit in her mouth

Thats raunchy like the dirty diver

by dimeflime January 5, 2010

muff diver

where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

by Juma Jai February 13, 2007

muff diver

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

it's a great day for muff diving

by Anonymous October 28, 2003