Defurinate

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.

Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!

by Lord Pumkin Longshanked January 23, 2011

deforktive

in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.

Man this code is really deforktive!

by mjpalm21 May 28, 2014

Defuq

When u got no idea what tf happenin

Ryan: Dude I just got high with Hitler!
Shakwanafaunarauna: Defuq?

by 420dankm3m3s June 1, 2016

defne

A very good looking girl who is popular with everybody. Shy at first, but fun and friendly once you get to know her. Smart and intelligent, and enjoys company. Good at anything she does, and talented in the arts.

"That Defne girl is amazing!"

by Herlovaah December 30, 2016

Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

Defrost

When you revisit people who used to like you and decide to give them a chance to date you.

Becky: "Wow, Is Jocelyn dating Andrew? I thought they were just friends."
Karen: "Because of Covid, Jocelyn decided to defrost Andrew"

by ibeyuranh January 13, 2022

definishin

Misspelling of definition

1:can you show me the definishin of shark?
2:sure but it’s definition not “definishin”
2:oh

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 2, 2023