closet nigga

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.

Look at that closet nigga's Janet Jackson poster, it's getting whiter than he is!

by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003

out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

Colette

A fucking hot bitch that seems to be hated by guys a lot. Intellectual yet naive and gullible, she falls for the guy who hates her and owns her in Mario Kart. But no more, a new day will dawn and she will own all the peoples' asses who hated on her and her gigantic boobs and hot body. YES, THE DAY WILL COME WHEN COLETTE WILL BE THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Random Person: Oh noez, Colette is coming! She will crush me with her awesomeness! Run awaaaaay!!

by WoooopWoooopWooop August 1, 2009

Closet Studying

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.

I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.

by Agent63 February 28, 2011

closet drunk

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

Iceman cometh

Bad Carma that comes back to get you

I hope the iceman cometh for you after what you did

by Reed1000 August 25, 2008

colette-o

1. a white girl with moves

dang bro check out that colette-o

by buddy546 January 15, 2008