corn sleeve

The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom

Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends

by Ch1N0! February 22, 2016

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 February 12, 2012

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 08, 2011

Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn

I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision

by DarrenTanKJackso February 05, 2019

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.

I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".

by Big Ry2 May 31, 2005

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 October 17, 2015

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005