Pulling a Dom

Pulling a Dom is when your friends are in a sticky situation, and you resolve said situation by killing yourself in a cinematic style.

"I can't believe Rick dove right into that bear!"
"Yeah, he saved our lives!'
"Yeah, he was totally pulling a dom."
"Dude...too soon."

by BanditoSlim October 10, 2011

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 07, 2011

Hyper Lethal Vector

When one vomits on the partner(s)' genitals, then proceeds to headbutt the vomitted upon area until one's head appears as a mere blur.

2 girls and 1 Hyper Lethal Vector is far more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

by BanditoSlim November 05, 2011

Pulling a Ben

When one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.

Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"

THE NEXT DAY:

Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."

by BanditoSlim October 08, 2011