carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cooter

Pussy

Can i get some cooter tonight baby

by Keke1819 March 31, 2019

Cooter Koolaid

A ladie’s time of the month. Period time.

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?

by Wack a mole December 11, 2020