wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs
“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”
by aidshaver123 December 04, 2020
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viral load

when your partner cums, but they have an infectious disease so they have a viral load
“Yeah I thought John was the one until he shot his viral load in me.”
by aidshaver123 December 03, 2020
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