2 definitions by aidshaver123

viral load

when your partner cums, but they have an infectious disease so they have a viral load

“Yeah I thought John was the one until he shot his viral load in me.”

by aidshaver123 December 3, 2020

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 5, 2020