homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*
homie 2: MOMS COMING!
homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*
homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga
homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that
homie 2: MOMS COMING!
homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*
homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga
homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that
by nigga148 October 19, 2019
Get the moms coming mug.A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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The term most commonly used for popular memes that involve a particularly cute household pet heading towards the camera.
However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.
However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.
by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018
Get the Oh lawd he comin mug.1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.
2) Receive crappy service
2) Receive crappy service
COMCASTROPHE!
by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009
Get the comcastrophe mug.The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.
1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!
by Thuggin` September 26, 2005
Get the comcast mug.Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)
Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)
by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009
Get the Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC) mug.'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.
He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.
by Lord Buff November 28, 2010
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