When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup
folgers coffee is actually bad
folgers coffee is actually bad
by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021
