mmmmmm a coffee oreo
by PikaboyMOD February 05, 2022
a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
by Fun-ee April 24, 2022
joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying
by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022
by Attila8tla November 17, 2014
in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 10, 2018
What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022