When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed May 15, 2012
by Fun-ee April 24, 2022
joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying
by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022
People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
mmmmmm a coffee oreo
by PikaboyMOD February 05, 2022
a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
Retail Employee Slang for:
Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.
It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?
You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?
Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?
You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?
Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
by SaveTheElephants May 18, 2015