cock meat

male genitalia - see bozak

Have a taste of my cock meat beeyyatch.

by The Slanguist June 11, 2003

cock

The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.

Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.

by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003

Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.

Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.

by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007