Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"
Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 06, 2019
A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013
by Attila8tla November 17, 2014
What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022
The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.
by Zach Attack 360 March 12, 2010
Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
by Ghoul July 27, 2018
in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 10, 2018