Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014

Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster

I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.

by Indybeast15 March 6, 2015

clusterfuck

clusterfuck: cluster-fuck
this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up

that bust was a complete clusterfuck

by euphoria2k15 April 4, 2015

clusterfusion

1. The simultaneous convergence or multiple clusterfucks. 2. several confusing, unrelated instances happening at the same time. 3. A complicated, complete disaster.

because of the backed up sewer drain, the multiple plumbers in the yard and the confusion on who would pay for the repair the situation had become a complete clusterfusion.

by cmartt April 10, 2015

clusterfuckedified

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part - Do not set people up to be clusterfuckedified.

by Riotgirl08 November 4, 2015

clusterfuck

A political term used to describe a large gathering of migrants

"He went to meet a clusterfuck of migrants in Calais, and said they could come to Britain"

by Baaelz May 10, 2016