Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.

That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.

by cattle55 April 8, 2003

cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006

Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren February 24, 2008

Claut

(Noun).
Means/refers to: cloth, fabric, textile, dress material, apperal wear.
Text: a woven or knitted material (as of cotton or nylon)
Synonymsfabric.
Related Words: fiber, thread, yarn

Yow bredren, is a wicked piece a claut dat yu have on yu know! Awhey yu get dat from? Mi afi get one a dat for sure.

Yow... yu know'sey nobady can wear dem'type'a claut ya like badman! Dis cost more dan you 40" flat screen and yu girlfriend engagment ring... see mi!

by scorpio_2thamax June 3, 2008