Calum

Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK

Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb

by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017

Calaugh

When you laugh and cry at the same time.

Shut up stop making me calaugh it really hurts!

by Blake Weber August 3, 2011

Calum

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him

person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party

by no one like Calum November 29, 2019

CallumlousTV

A stupid boy who thinks he is really funny when he says the n word

Looks like an emo version of micky mouse

Can never get admin

Trash

Anyone wanna go and beat up CallumlousTV?

by Reassembly August 22, 2020

calcutt

lanky camp bloke, looks like a woman with his hair down, and his room smells of poo. nice bloke thou.

oh calcutt dosent have a huuuge spot on his face.
mate, when will edddie cut his hair?

by cha December 5, 2003

Callum

Callum , it mean a gay twat (boy)

Callum goes and fucks a man

by Asfgjkgdsftvcfjderbhybb November 29, 2014

Callum

The wrong way to spell Calum.

"So your name is Calum?"
"Yes"
"C-a-l-l-u-m?"
"WTF NO! KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Callum, it's wrong.

by Captain Irish Sarcasm July 13, 2010