Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 22, 2011

corn pocket

Butthole.

Dude I walked into Jerry's house the other day and he had his finger in his moms corn pocket.

by Corn pocket. July 25, 2014

Flipping that corn

When one girl has sex with another girl to humiliate her

Damn, Jen be flipping that corn on her

by @orangetabby June 20, 2017

Corn nibblets

Something that u eat and is funny to say

Joe: whats on the menu jay?
Jay:corn nibblets

*BOTH SIGH*

by Pickypickypicle April 12, 2019

Corn Fillet

A shit or turd.

I might go snap of a couple of corn fillets.

by Prince Edward the 4th January 13, 2011

corn demolisher

A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.

He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.

Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp

Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?

Bulls: corn demolisher

Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished

by yoshimibills March 17, 2017

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005