I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!
by Jahab November 09, 2010
by Tits July 29, 2006
The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.
by Sugarmomma November 08, 2006
(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.
Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.
Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.
Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.
by poorbrokegraduatestudent August 16, 2010
by Cheezu$ June 22, 2003
If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!
by Tujiro October 16, 2013
Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
by Shinzo November 11, 2009