Definitions by Tujiro

Trucker Pussy 

A prostitute that can be found at truck stops around the nation. Has been known to be a type of "door to door saleswoman" at overnight truck stops. Usually they can easily be spotted by looking for the dirty underweight woman who is constantly scratching herself and has stained teeth from all the meth she smokes with her clients. Warning! Many have discovered trucker pussy was not as advertised! Occasionally the TP has a larger penis than the client!

If you have a semi, you can always count on trucker pussy to take care of you!

Trucker Pussy by Tujiro October 17, 2013

Candy Ass 

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.

If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!

Candy Ass by Tujiro October 16, 2013