Feces that exits a Bulls anus in a slithery fashion so slowly landing onto the ground "Splat" then sitting on that same spot for 6.2 Hours until someone steps on the 6.2 Hours Old feces.
by Grilled Onion Number 2 April 25, 2014
Get the Bullshit mug.The promulgation of falsity, especially through pretentious misrepresentation or deception of a truth.
1. "My car just drove on water!"
Bullshit. This person's car obviously didn't drive "on" water. They may have, perhaps, driven through a small puddle on the road and therefore gone on to make this claim to spark further interest in their otherwise dull story.
2. "Tom made, like, 5 trillion dollars from his website last year."
Bullshit. Assuming that the statement was not said out of sarcasm (ie - Tom is actually broke), the aim here was to exaggerate Tom's revenue so that the audience become aware that Tom made a lot of money from his website.
3. "Jack is as sick as a dog at the moment."
Bullshit. What a profound claim to make, considering it is impossible to know what it is like to be a dog, let alone a sick one. This person has no intention of lying, but their claim about Jack is entirely irrational.
4. Sincerity.
Bullshit.
Bullshit. This person's car obviously didn't drive "on" water. They may have, perhaps, driven through a small puddle on the road and therefore gone on to make this claim to spark further interest in their otherwise dull story.
2. "Tom made, like, 5 trillion dollars from his website last year."
Bullshit. Assuming that the statement was not said out of sarcasm (ie - Tom is actually broke), the aim here was to exaggerate Tom's revenue so that the audience become aware that Tom made a lot of money from his website.
3. "Jack is as sick as a dog at the moment."
Bullshit. What a profound claim to make, considering it is impossible to know what it is like to be a dog, let alone a sick one. This person has no intention of lying, but their claim about Jack is entirely irrational.
4. Sincerity.
Bullshit.
by adammcarth August 1, 2014
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Noun/Verb/Adjective
What a criminope says when asked regarding why he was arrested and/or accused of something. Often because they are to ignorant and slow witted to provide the truth or a reasonable excuse.
What a criminope says when asked regarding why he was arrested and/or accused of something. Often because they are to ignorant and slow witted to provide the truth or a reasonable excuse.
by Snuffle Garfoil February 6, 2015
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2. When you play mario party and when you play chance time it picks you to give away something
2. When you play mario party and when you play chance time it picks you to give away something
by LemmyTheGoose June 26, 2021
Get the Bullshit mug.When people randomly fall in love during the spring, usually because of all the douchebaggery, cannabis, and candy that is handed out during April.
by klawz May 16, 2011
Get the April Bullshit mug.bullshit with extra bubblegum; a term used in an extra shitty situation or conversation. bittersweet and expressive when pissed the fuck off. can be used in any context, but works best when you could say fuck that or this shit is stupid.
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”
“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”
“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”
“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”
“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”
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