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Brandon

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by Not a Kevin March 8, 2020
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Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018
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Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.
I hate Brandon.
by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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Brandon

He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.
Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird
by Cornchickenpopizs November 17, 2019
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Brandon

you know that brandon don that made the tridents come
by come here now July 25, 2018
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