Internet Boobs

Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.

"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."

by m@tt hoke November 17, 2004

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Boob Window

A hole in a woman's shirt revealing her cleavage.

she thought she was dressing classy but the boob window made her look trashy.

by labrooks August 22, 2008

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boob-face

Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.

"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"

by papa eos March 3, 2008

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Boob pillaging

verb. The act, usually but not always while engaging in other forms of sexual behavior with a female who is unusually well endowed in the boob department, of paying particular and extraordinary attention to the aforementioned chest puppies in order to maximise the pleasure of the pillaging party. Particularly if the opportunity is not likely to arise again.

"She was coming on to me but I didn't go for it"
"Mate, did you see her knockers?! You could have pillaged those boobs!"

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"I bet Peter Andre does a fair bit of boob pillaging"

by titsmcwerter March 5, 2009

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