Bettee

used to describe something that is very ghetto

bro to be honest youre a fucking bettee

by Behh-tee September 5, 2017

coulda dun better

When your friend could have done better with their bf/gf/wife/husband

katey perry coulda dun better

by russell brandflakes September 20, 2010

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

by ACerealBowl_ June 19, 2022

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

by PPratty February 23, 2020