Major Bennington

It literally means nothing

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Chester Bennington

The man who changed your life for the better with his insane vocals and his cheerful attitude. LINKIN Park has gotten you into Nu Metal.

Whether you’ve only just discovered his music or you’ve been a long-time fan, you still love him and his music so much.

We love and will miss him forever.

‘Damn, that dude is an INSANE vocalist. I could listen to him singing forever.’

‘That’s Chester Bennington for you.’

by I’m underneath your bed January 12, 2026

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock

Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome

by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

by antiquing April 21, 2021