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Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy
She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin
by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021
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Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.
After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.
by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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Dirty Benjamin

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus
I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!
by AstarothnR June 15, 2020
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Aiden Robert Benjamin David

The coolest guy on the planet. He gots a cute gf and some cool friends. Mans solos teams on Cod, R6, Overwatch, and claps on smash bros.

Ultimate gamer fr
“Man is an ultimate Aiden Robert Benjamin David with that play ong”
by BiGuy? February 17, 2021
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Break Your Benjamin

A derogatory phrase, used to denote an annoying action, meaning that you will break someone's ___ (Leave recipient to ponder the true meaning)
"I strongly dislike you therefore, I'm gonna to break your benjamin."

OR

"If you don't stop talking I'm going to break your benjamin"
by BjmF50 February 3, 2010
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Breaking the Benjamin

Beating the living shit out of the first kid you see at your school named Benjamin.
I heard that kid was going around Breaking the Benjamin yesterday
by La Petit Fromage March 7, 2009
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