Bowl Bullshitter

Somebody who is very skillful at the art of stalling the rotation.

Fuckin jake needs to quit bein a bowl bullshitter and pass that pipe.

by bigbongdonglongschlong October 19, 2009

Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.

"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"

by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016

Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

by Exdink April 7, 2017

chippy bullshit

Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊

Knock off your chippy bullshit

by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017

iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.

Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit

by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018