blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

by cosmokat February 20, 2018

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly

Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.

by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016

Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.

Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.

by They call me nasty October 10, 2022

Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016