strippy blanket 

a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.

hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket

strippy blanket by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018

Jank blanket 

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

Jank blanket by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Semen Blanket 

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

Semen Blanket by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

nose blanket 

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

nose blanket by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

belly blanket 

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey

Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this

belly blanket by KombatWombat November 15, 2018

belly blanket 

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey

Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey

belly blanket by KombatWombat November 15, 2018

kentucky blanket 

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

kentucky blanket by Steele Shields January 24, 2019