Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

Bastion Main

Bastion Mains are basically 400-pound overwatch players who don't have an ounce of skill and just said, "you know what? Fuck my dignity!" and became a bastion main. Bastion mains are disliked for ruining the game overwatch, and are well known for their lack of social skills.

When my friend told me he was a bastion main, it explained a whole lot

by Briskly September 16, 2016

bestie

Can be anyone. From a stranger on the street, to your physics teacher, to your enemy or your boy toy. Maybe you love them, maybe you don't, maybe you want to hug them or punch them. Use it often and liberally. ANYONE can be your bestie. Don't be shy or afraid to force this label on your relationship with people. But don't forget to declare and define this relationship with your bestie early on. Let the world know who is TRULY your bestie. You can have more than one. It's an open, poly vibe. Stay thriving besties. Mwah.

Hey bestie! Never met you before. But I feel a connection.

by besties4thewin June 4, 2021

B b b besties

Talia and Fred

b b b besties? Talia and Fred

by Taliapotter January 23, 2021

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

nigger beatin

Beating a nigger with a stick

I was nigger beatin last week

by Redneckwhite boy 811 January 29, 2018