Phrase
When something defies logic in such a way that cannot be explained. Often used in place of "Nobody ever said it had to make sense."
When something defies logic in such a way that cannot be explained. Often used in place of "Nobody ever said it had to make sense."
Example 1.
Friend 1: Hey, can you explain what happened in Fringe last night? It was so confusing!
Friend 2: Batman Beyond, dude.
Example 2.
Friend: Spiderman could never really beat the Firelord!
Friend 2: I know, man. Calm down. Batman Beyond.
Origin: An episode of Batman Beyond where a laser hit a concrete wall which then exploded for no reason.
Friend 1: Hey, can you explain what happened in Fringe last night? It was so confusing!
Friend 2: Batman Beyond, dude.
Example 2.
Friend: Spiderman could never really beat the Firelord!
Friend 2: I know, man. Calm down. Batman Beyond.
Origin: An episode of Batman Beyond where a laser hit a concrete wall which then exploded for no reason.
by Sakka November 6, 2011
Get the Batman Beyond mug.Bamski- (BaM-Ski) a combination of prefix Bam- (taken from Blam) and the suffix -ski (to amplify). Blamski is most often used after revealing a major contradiction (like, crazy huge) or when gloating. when yelling Bamski the user must have the presence of an angry black lady, even if the user is a man.
1. Lawyer: If the body really was hung upside down right after death, theirs no way the caretaker didn't see the body during his shift
Procecuter: Shit
Lawyer: BAMSKI!
2. Guy: i bet you cant do a back flip
Girl: *does a back flip*
Girl: BAMSKI
Procecuter: Shit
Lawyer: BAMSKI!
2. Guy: i bet you cant do a back flip
Girl: *does a back flip*
Girl: BAMSKI
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"You should see what I'm going to do to this hoe tonight, I will totally crank dat batman all up in her hair! She will be Pissed!!!!
by The bombdiggitty June 23, 2008
Get the Crank Dat Batman mug.An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years by various comic book artists turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??
Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by Mobius5by5 April 27, 2008
Get the Batman mug.Batman is a super hero dressed in black spandex, a cape, a mask and a tool belt. He fights crime with his sidekick "Robin." Batman's real identity is that of Bruce Wayne, a millionaire/billionaire (depending upon the decade) who tragically lost his parents in some, presumably, horrible accident. (who really gives a shit about the specifics) In addition, Batman is the only gay superhero, often sodomizing, either forcefully or with consent, his pant-less, much younger "friend and sidekick" Robin. It is rumored also that his butler, Alfred, is involved when "Robin really fucks up on the job" in the "bedroom festivities."
Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead -- father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested Bruce as a child) Cat Woman (the woman Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)
Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.
Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead -- father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested Bruce as a child) Cat Woman (the woman Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)
Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.
As in popular cinema:
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."
As in the comic strip:
Robin-
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
Batman-
"I don't know Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."
As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
Batman-
"-Oh Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
Robin-
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."
As in the comic strip:
Robin-
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
Batman-
"I don't know Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."
As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
Batman-
"-Oh Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
Robin-
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"
by vindex June 13, 2008
Get the Batman mug.The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.
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