Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 21, 2022

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 06, 2024

Hamilman act 2

Threatening to do something bad to someone like Hamilman did to his wife in act 2

Person 1: Don't make me go Hamilman act 2 on you
Person 2: Neverrrrrr
Person 3: Unless I Do it first.

Don't make me go Hamilman Act 2 on you...

by peanutbutterrat_777 February 11, 2021

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 March 03, 2016

Act a vizay

A phrase a person from Lafayette Louisiana would use when a person is acting abnormal or dumblike.

Say man, go head! You showll know how to act a vizay.

by Shaqondatrack July 28, 2018

acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 11, 2021

Randumb Acts

A small-time drama group that will one day make you laugh...or cry, hopefully both. Honestly, its amazing and you should watch it. Usually involving Pirates or 24. A channel on YouTube.

Awesome kid #1: Have you seen the latest Randumb Acts skit?

Awesome kid #2 Eff, yeah! I laughed so hard, blood came out my ears!

Awesome kid #1 Dude, that group PWNs!!!!

(Both High Five)

by Krittr March 23, 2009