asian gangster

a very ghetto asian who shoots any bitch out there.and is from the hood

boy 1:that asian gangster shot me last night.
boy 2:Damn suck for you niga
boy 1:And i was really bleeding.

by jockofer July 14, 2009

typical asian pose

When Asians, usually Asian tourists, want to take a picture, and hold up two fingers in the V sign aka peace aka "bunny ears" and use a cheesy smile

Alight evelyone, do the typical Asian pose and smile for the camela!

by mah the horse boy December 14, 2008

Stereotypical Asian

Any eastern asian person or Pacific Islander who:
1) gets good grades
2) wears Northface, Jordans, SB Dunks
3) F.O.B
4) Strict parents
5) has an iss acount

Stereotypical Asian #1- Wow i got A's on my report card.

by FlipSneakaHead June 24, 2007

Asian Ladyboy Tranny

A transexual of Asian descent, usually originating from Bangkok Thailand.

Axel had anal sex in the dark with an Asian woman he met in a bar last nigh, only to discover that she was an Asian Ladyboy Tranny

by Thor Heyerdahl March 12, 2004

Asian failure

To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.

"Yo man, I failed that quiz."
"Holy shit, you failed?"
"No, 84%, I Aisan failed."

by Ptaghn May 13, 2005

Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".

Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.

by The KIID March 4, 2009

asian

A race of people originally hailing from Asia. Many stereotypes are associated with Asian-Americans, mainly dealing with high intelligence, educational prowess, pushy parents, small dicks, hot women, and World of Warcraft. As a non-Asian whose friends are 90% Asians, I can verify that most of these stereotypes are, in fact, true.

White Guy: Did you hear that William got 105 on that algebra test?
Other White Guy: Well, duh, he's Asian.

White Guy: Dude, Angela is so hot!
Other White Guy: Well, duh, she's Asian.

Asian Guy: We pwn at WOW.
Other Asian Guy: Well, duh, we're Asian.

by Stupid Corn November 1, 2007