The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.
"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"
"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
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The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.
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Get the Flamingo / Albert mug.dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
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dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
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dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
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alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
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Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
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