Torturing The Turtle

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

by Matlor March 6, 2008

Curb Turtle

A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.

"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd

by Flakass May 10, 2010

Turtle Guy

that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.

"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."

by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020

Gay Turtle

When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle

Lou is the big gay, gay turtle.

by BIGSTRAIGHT February 7, 2019

Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.

Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag

by awkwardcool May 9, 2012

Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

by Marcie211 October 9, 2014