Salad Queen

A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus

A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun

by Jeffbridgesiscool May 1, 2022

Zoom Salad

A slang term for marijuana

Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?

by Koganimaru August 18, 2011

Sky salad

when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.

Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.

by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014

bubble salad

The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.

I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.

by sexfiends so June 15, 2009

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009