fell of butt

Fell of butt from chairs and it's hurt

Suga (BTS) Fell of butt from sitting at RM chairs and he gonnasue RM...

by Sunshinegucci_gang January 04, 2018

Kodiak butt plug

This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.

Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?

by Dickasoarus September 08, 2021

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Butt Zooka

The process of using compressed air and a tube to anally insert a gerbil.

Sean "Butt Zooka'd" Todd.

by Dickuare December 24, 2017

Butt quench

When your anal fetish is satisfied

Susan was in need for a butt quenching 🍆.

by CuriousSamIam February 17, 2021

Butt swabbery

Instead of ass kissing this is the next level

The were trying to kiss her ass but it almost seems like the were committing butt swabbery

by Last Living Confederate December 05, 2024