I was fighting my demons

Means in another words I was taking a shit.

"Sorry for late response, I was fighting my demons 😈"

by Toxicteachings March 14, 2021

I Got Mine Theory

Prevalent in all the world, the survival instinct that is within all creatures is amplified into an urge to conquer, and/or destroy anyone and everyone to achieve one's goals, long and short-term.
This behavior is counteractive to any group or gathering that requires individuals to work together or be of like mind to have success in it's collective endeavors.

I Got Mine Theory Example #1
Typical Union Guy: Listen up Kid...You need to learn to shop the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: What's that?

Typical Union Guy: You see that pallet of scrap copper over there? I'm coming back after shift change to get that off the jobsite.

Green Union Apprentice: But if you do that won't it prompt the company to start searching us coming and going, drive up job costs for extra security due to theft and generally make us look bad as union craftsmen?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.

I Got Mine Theory Example #2
Green Union Apprentice: If we weld all this solid won't it make it harder for the next guy to work in here?

Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.

by Worldhead December 2, 2009

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

best i ever had

the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version

clean: u the u the best

dirty: u the fucking best

dirty dont flow as good

lizzie: i love the song best i ever had

by xxgirlxx August 1, 2009

i love you

aka i want to waste a couple months of you’re live

i love you and i will always be there for you
no girl he won’t he jus gonna waste your time

by spiceysaucelol September 7, 2018

If I may be so bold

"If I may be so bold" is a phrase that can be inserted into any everyday conversation to make yourself sound smarter/better. You don't even have to be saying something totally out there or "bold"...you can just say it.

I think this sandwich is great, if I may be so bold.

Her booty is bumping, if I may be so bold.

I love you, if I may be so bold.

by girl43210 March 4, 2011

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004