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wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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you give me gas

Me: What do you want to eat?
Him: Food....
Me: ugh, you give me gas sir!
by Paducah April 11, 2017
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The Only Hope For Me Is You

A song by My Chemical Romance, the rock/violent pop (NOT EMO!!!) band
"Have you heard MCR's song, The Only Hope For Me Is You?"
by The_sheep_of_all_pseudonyms September 15, 2016
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ur jerkin me off

like saying "you gatta be kidding me"
Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off
by betterthanuby2 February 25, 2011
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Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon
oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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Daddy beat me up

by Exotata January 29, 2023
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Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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