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Stick your penis in me

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011
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dont rap me up

A phrase that you say when some one repeatedly trys to contradict everything that you say.
guy 1 "dude, your rhymes is whack!"
guy2 "bitch, dont rap me up"
by Sammy jo! May 24, 2007
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shoot me my ones

When a Person of color is positive they would win a street brawl and they want to humiliate their opponents
Aye n*gga ,Shoot me my ones, Wassup lil n*gga
by zacoda25Robinson January 23, 2018
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.
These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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Run a train on me

The act of dragging your penis over someone's face
by Analcheesedick October 2, 2016
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Pushed me under the boss

When a co-worker deliberately snitches on you to the boss without necessity. Basically, bringing something about you to the bosses attention that he/she wouldn't have otherwise noticed EVER without someone else's intervention. Bringing it to the plain sight of the boss. Similar to push me under the bus.
I cannot believe that Pat pushed me under the boss like that! I was going to get to the report later because I still have time!
by Ricky LL June 30, 2009
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Your dry shaving me

An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"
You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!
by moi1234567 October 20, 2010
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