A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Get the bag of hammered assholesmug. Dude I just walked by Sarah in the hallway I’m pretty sure she was loose bagging it today, I totally saw nipples through her shirt
by Lenndog November 15, 2022
Get the Loose baggingmug. "I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge bagged him over before he had the opportunity to cheat anymore!"
by Brok702 March 12, 2009
Get the Vadge baggedmug. by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
Get the holy mommy fucking shit bagsmug. A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.
by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016
Get the Sacky bagmug. 