Kiss the Baby

Good-bye

I have to get going. Kiss the Baby.

Kiss the Baby by D-wrizzle December 18, 2008

titty baby 

A guy with boobs. Not man boobs of fat but real boobs that he acquired from taking testosterone pills he got online. A hormone inbalance caused by the pills causes estrogen levels to rise and causes him to grow real boobs for which there is a scientific name. It also causes him to be more emotional than the average guy and more insecure than the average guy. If only his mom would pay for the surgery to get mammary tissue removed.

"I tried to look past his gynecomastia, but I just couldn't get past how clingy he was being. He was a real titty baby."

titty baby by truth2014 September 7, 2014

What it do baby 

A man asking a women what she can do sexually

What it do baby👅💦

What it do baby by Pancakes143 September 19, 2019

Pre cum baby 

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

Pre cum baby by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018

Shh, baby 

The verbal indicator the male gives his (generally) drunk girlfriend as he pushes her head down into the pillow and proceeds with the anal sex act.

When Tessa got on all fours, Tony pushed her head toward the pillow and said, "shh, baby" as he slide his cock in her ass.

Shh, baby by t942 October 27, 2008

Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

Beard Baby by lil kalki October 16, 2008

hunting baby seals 

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing

Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.

hunting baby seals by Marc January 3, 2004