do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Definitely don't do this

If it's reverse psychology or I'm actually insinuating that you SHOULD do it...

Hym "When I say 'definitely don't do this' it means 'do it' and then when I tell you to do things it means don't do it? 'MORALITY DOESN'T APPLOI TO ME WHEN I'M DOING IT FOR MY KIDS! YOU HAVE TO DO MY INCEST CULT AND I DON'T!' That is what this is."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something

“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one”

by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022

Do an Edna

(1) To tell a seemingly harmless story which has an appallingly repulsive and/or filthy ending;
(2) To be stunningly rude to someone.

(1) He described his new girl friend and ended by doing an Edna on us;
(2) The football hooligans did an Edna on the visiting team;
(3) I dared him to do an Edna and he did!

by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025

doing a will

leaving the office to pass gass

I really needed to break wind so i was doing a will

by Deep thought January 20, 2015