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Baby

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
"I'm pregnant with my first baby."
"Your baby is ugly."
"Fat bitch baby."
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021
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Boom boom baby

The baby who is usually very angry for no reason. Or just an ignorant little brat
Did you hear that Stephanie had a boom boom baby
by I'm in your walls May 21, 2022
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.
by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012
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Ro-baby

Ro-baby is a sexy, sexy, sexy person who will never fail to make you laugh. He is Smart, witty, empathetic and loyal. He Is a very tough person but is also fragile, he would never show you that part of him unless you’re important so consider yourself lucky if ever get to witness it. He is Extremely attractive but don’t know it. He is a fantastic builder and fixer. He’ll fix your sink, make you laugh while doing it, then kiss you so lovingly it makes your legs weak. Big, strong hands you can melt into. Don’t ever cross-
Ro-baby chances are he’ll forgive you, but he’ll never forget what you did. It takes a lot for him to truly open up to you, and he usually only has a couple of close friends. He is very connected with his spirituality and no one will ever love you and appreciate you like Ro-baby does, that’s why he despises it when people break his trust. never lie to robaby. Never. Nothing is fake about Ro-baby. Difficult to get to the core of, but when you get there you’ll never need another man. He is a beautiful masterpiece. Overall, the best kind of man is robaby. Don’t ever mess with Ro-baby, he has a best friend who will ruin you.
Ro-baby is the man of my dreams
by Cuutanahaha July 17, 2020
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Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.
Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.
by br3ntron September 8, 2012
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Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017
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