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five-finger dental appointment 

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.
Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.
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Five Finger Discount 

Michelle didn't have enough money to buy the diamond necklace she wanted, so she got it for a five finger discount.

Chinese Finger cuff 

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.
Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.
Chinese Finger cuff by Gupstyle April 26, 2025

Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham

Nicaraguan Finger Trap

The plausible situation when you're an inch in your mom and you're dad is an inch in you and you have to make a tough decision to try and escape.
"John got out of the Nicaraguan Finger Trap by moving forward, apparently he really hates his mom."

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.
I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Four-Finger Sniff

A subtle, often subconscious act of bringing all four fingers (excluding the thumb) to the nose after scratching, rubbing, or adjusting a private or sweaty area—typically used as a personal scent-check. Most commonly seen after groin contact, but also occurs post-butt, or armpit touch. Surprisingly common. Rarely admitted.
“Bro, did you just hit a four-finger sniff in the middle of the meeting?”
“Nah, man. Just had an itch… and a quick quality control.”