Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011

Butt Lick Wangs

hot wangs that burns people's butt when they stick it up and it out of their mouthes. the afterburn is when u take the most painful shit ever!!!!

Joe: Heyy Bob My butt it hurts!!!!!!!
Bob: Probably from those Butt Lick Wangs!!!!!

by Joe Shankyourmom December 9, 2010

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.

Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy

by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

butt beret

An asshat with a smug sense of style or superiority commonly seen in the company of or in charge of duche bag's.

Those frat boys are a bunch of duche bag's but the one who thinks he's in charge is a real butt beret.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011