Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by
people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks.
Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will
shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and
ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category
5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an
extra one, or ropey veins all over.