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Ball Category

Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows

Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.

Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.

Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.

Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.

Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Oh no, I won't be sleeping with Jeff again. He was lurking in ball category 4!
Ball Category by MagickDio August 20, 2010

High Ball, Catch! 

Used to pass something on by shouting "High Ball", the first person who then shouts "Catch" gets it.
"High Ball,"
"Catch! what was it?"
"a twix!"

High Ball, Catch! - so much fun

Robbie Ball 

A game usually played at recess in which you use any type of circular ball and play a type version of keep away. The teams keep the ball away from the other and can be given up by tackling the one with the ball, or result in extreme violence. This is where Robbie comes in. During intensive play action, any man named Robbie has to get in the middle of the action and try to stop it (if you don't have anyone named robbie, assign one) and will end up getting hurt. Whoever gets the claim for hurting Robbie and making him complain, angry, or even cry wins the round and a point for their team.
We were playing Robbie ball after lunch and our team lost in seconds, our best player Dom, hit him in the nose and Robbie flipped so Tyler's team won.
Robbie Ball by Assar April 16, 2008

zoe ball 

a "zoe" is a person who puts themself out there for the world. her legs are never shut, they often like to let the wind go past there punani.
zoe ball by pussyeat_xx August 13, 2015

hung a curve ball

making a stupid comment leaving yourself open for a wise crack in return
John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.

Electric Bowling Ball 

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!