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Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 6, 2019
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Zach

Alfredo: yo it’s Zach

Everyone:yah he bitch
by Alfredo123 November 27, 2019
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Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042
Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda
by The Jonkler September 29, 2022
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Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches
Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!
by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018
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Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.
Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.
by WLU03 December 4, 2022
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Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head
Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head
by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021
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zach

an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants
ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school
by evie.is.sad April 10, 2021
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