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XBOXer

A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.
"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"
by Ronny K April 20, 2005
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X-Box 360

The next generation of video games is here. The X-Box 360 is Microsoft's newest contribution to the world of video games. This thing looks to be even a hell of a lot better than the already amazing X-Box. Set to release sometime in 2006.
Sometime in the near future:
Bill: Hey, wanna play my old X-Box?
Tom: Fuck no, lets go play my new X-Box 360. It kicks ass!
by almty1_917@yahoo.com May 15, 2005
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Shit-Box (X-Box)

For the record I have one of these pieces of shit along with a gamer tag but it's all collecting dust.A console that instead of actually having games on the PS2 or even some games on the gamecubes level, has to rely on overhyping there games with gimicks so that they SEEM good. Allthough it is the most powerful console of this generation the only games that show it's power are the tecmo games such as Ninja Gaiden, Dead or alive 3 etc. Final Fantasy on the ps2, and the RE series on Gamecube show more time and effort than halfassed overhyped games such as Halo 2. The console and it's games seem to only attract 8-12 year olds and casual gamers.

This is how you distinguish a real gamer from a casual 12 year old noob.

Ask him if he'd rather play a Metal Gear Solid game or Halo 2. Then judge by his answer.
Xbox fanboy- w00t I just got a Xbox for my 12th birthday and now I can make my gamertag. ooh whats this a friend request from "6th grader666"?

Xbox fanboy- No online PC games arent better. I get to pay to play with 10 year olds.

Xbox fanboy 3- Dont worry Halo I know your a noob game with huge hitboxes, autoaim and pussyass shield so you can run away in the middle of battle and try to attack again 3 5 seconds later, but I'll buy you and stick next to you cause it's all us casual gamers and children have.

Real talk- Sony specializes electronics and nintendo has been in the game business forever. Microsoft is only good for making computer Operating systems. The Xbox is just an attemp to to reel in casual gamers with a bunch gimicks. That was even said by a MS rep at the Xbox 360 press conference.
by SnakeDizzle September 3, 2005
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Xboxing

To play games on the Xbox 360 against your friends. Is also acceptable playing on your own if you are playing online against a 3rd party!
Alright mate do you fancy coming round and doing a bit of xboxing?

What were you doing last night?
not much, me and the lads were just xboxing.

that boy tried it but he got xboxed, you get me!
by Lightspeed March 17, 2009
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X-box

The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.

Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.

Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"

"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."

Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 15, 2005
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xboxosis

A Lack of a soul due to the constant playing of an xbox 360. The soul becomes seperated from the host and lives in the harddrive.
Joe died last night because of xboxosis. I told him he should stop playing.
by nathan the reaper March 31, 2008
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Xboxalatisms

Xboxalatisms is a word used by greasy gingers who continuously harass you to come and play with them on Xbox and then when you finally decide to come on Xbox they cannot come on.
Greasy ginger: are you coming on Xboxalatisms?

Normal person: No please leave me alone
by The master gamer September 8, 2019
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