T.P.A

teachers pet attitude

(direccted at gary)

clifford:why are you so tpa today?
gary:my mum fucked me last night, or should i say, i had sex with her...

by UrbANMeNNace!! February 8, 2003

TPG

A motorcycle centered group in the MD/VA area mainly known for: their willingness to give frank opinions without concern of possible hurt feelings, their ability to ride extremely technical back roads at a high rate of speed and their ever growing presence at local racetracks. Many feel the meaning of TPG is secret, but in reality most people just don't ever ask. Originally given the name "The Problem Group" as an insult by one such person who was offended by the group's open criticism, the name has since been adopted and the group has since grown significantly both in number and ability.

Damn, I tried to keep up on that TPG ride and totalled my bike.

by BrownWhale February 20, 2011

TPAD

Take Pills And Drown

Inspired by a guy who posted that he gave a skunk in his backyard sleeping pills. It stumbled into the pool and drowned.

Skunk to the OP before falling in the pool: "You're cray-you're crazy, I like you.. but you're crazy.. I feel tired."

The new diaf.

"Oh yeah, well I hope that you TPAD!"

by kuno2001 September 4, 2005

TPB

Acronym for ‘Trailer Park Boys’ meaning trailer trash behaviour.
From the TV series.
Passed out on the lawn face down and wake up in the morning is TPB.

“We’re going to get drunk as fuck and go TPB tonight.”

by Scallion420 July 7, 2019

T.P.

(abbreviation) Temporarily Peace.

I'm gunna T.P. to the garage to smoke this fat doob.

a.Im bored as fuck, I hate not having weed.
b.Yeah...Well I'm gunna have to T.P., until you find some more greenery.

by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

T.P.

When jeans that are frayed at the bottom collect and carry wet or frozen material off the ground.

Tim Mosley has this recurring problem with his jeans because they are frequently too long for him. In the summer the bottoms of his jeans are wet, and in the winter frozen balls of snow collect in the fringe. "Look he has T.P.!!!"

by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004

TPS

Tiny Penis Syndrome

*She takes of the strangers pants" "Oh My God! TPS!"

by o0blackpenis0o January 14, 2004