the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
by ford408 May 25, 2009
Get the door matmug. After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.
Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...
by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011
Get the Locked Doormug. something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!
by mr.Brown September 4, 2006
Get the door hingemug. A term for an individual who is caught in an embarassing moment--especially when that individual tries to 'play it cool' and act natural through this awkward moment.
"Paul is such a door checker, I can't believe he flew off the back of the treadmill at the gym today... I hope his black eyes heal up by next semester."
by ambah-mahree February 18, 2010
Get the Door Checkermug. by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004
Get the the door in the floormug. A script hub for Roblox doors a scary and mostly impossible game makes it easier for those that are not good at it
by #gostcodg January 24, 2023
Get the Doors Hubmug. Fear of not having the door shut all the way.
Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click
Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click
by November312 June 18, 2014
Get the door crackaphobiamug.