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Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
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Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.
by ishields March 30, 2021
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Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.
Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...
by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010
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Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013
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surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
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You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong
“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight
“You’d Be Surprised
by maccam May 10, 2022
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Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.
Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018
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